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Name: Brian
Country: United States
State: Colorado
Birthday: 1/2/1985
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Interests: Faith, Hope, Love, writing, tesseracts, parallel dimensions, and of course, space piracy.
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Saturday, May 19, 2007

Oh xanga...

Hey! I’m not dead yet! Or something… Yeah… So this is my update. :P

Life is pretty darn good right now. Things with Sarah are amazing, I’m enjoying Starbucks still but I’m getting a little bored with it and it’s a little to fast paced for my phlegmatic self, World of Warcraft has taken second place to Guild Wars… See, Guild Wars doesn’t have a monthly fee and it does have a plot! :D

Okay, so seriously… Go collect a hundred gold idols or something for me! Oh thanks! Here’s your reward! Five gold coins! Yep… Coulda melted down the idols and gotten like five hundred times that… Thanks… Oh, in Guild Wars you can pretty much do that. Works a little different, but it works none the less, and that’s nice. And teaming up with idiot players to complete some quest that isn’t worth the trouble of dieing five hundred times because Treys decided it was faster to AOE the two sapped mobs, wipe, and run back to our corpses, instead of taking them out one at a time and surviving? It’s a thing of the past. GW lets you party with NPCs, which are smarter than most players. :D And Sarah enjoys it a lot more than WoW, so Ultimate Bonus! :D

Speaking of Sarah, I love her. Lots. :D It’s weird though… The other night she kissed me on the neck and it felt like she bit me… I mean, it hurt a little, and there was a little blood, but then there wasn’t even a mark… And now I just feel all… tingly… and powerful…

Meh… it’s probably nothing. Anyway, the zombie slaying is going quite well. I’m writing a bunch and some how my old nemesis has worked its way into my various plots. I kinda expected that it would happen like this. I’m quite happy with it. Perhaps I’ll even actually post some novel style writings on here some day! :D


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You Should Be a Science Fiction Writer



Your ideas are very strange, and people often wonder what planet you're from.

And while you may have some problems being "normal," you'll have no problems writing sci-fi.

Whether it's epic films, important novels, or vivid comics...

Your own little universe could leave an important mark on the world!


Friday, March 09, 2007

Witch attack!!!

The other day I had this dream; I was a warrior of some sort with this real sweet armor and stuff. I accepted this quest to go kill a witch that'd been harassing this town or something. Sarah was a rogue who decided to tag along... I didn't want her to get hurt, and I was kinda questioning her experience in this evil-slaying business.

But then the witch was upon us! She cast a spell that paralyzed Sarah, I charged into battle, hacking away with my broadsword, but my attacks had no effect! The witch stabbed at me with her own sword; she was using some kind of magic on me because her blade pierced my armor like it was paper and the weight behind it pinned me to the ground.

The witch was about to deal me a deathblow, when Sarah, somehow free of the witch's paralysis, ambushed her. The witch, apparently rather surprised to find a sword protruding from her chest, promptly died. Never underestimate a rogues mad dps. :P

PS: I love you, Sarah! Thanks for killing that witch and all. :D


Wednesday, March 07, 2007

BURN IN HELL YOU POMPOUS TOP-HAT

Doesn’t it just figure that the only thing I can think of to use as a title for a post in which I have nothing pleasant to say is something completely ridiculous?

I’m a pretty mellow fellow, right? Do you want to know what gets me really mad? Men. Yeah, men. Oh, some of you act with honor, but I’d really like it if the rest of you would crawl back into whatever hole you came out of and die. Kindly put the rest of us out of your misery.

We are supposed to be guardians. We are supposed to be leaders. We are supposed to be lovers. Instead, you fill your mind with pornography. You rape women with your eyes. You con your way into their hearts and cast them aside. You play the romantic to get them to have sex with you. You tear apart their hopes and dreams. You take an amazing girl and use her as whore.

I’d love to pay you back for all the pain you cause personally, and I’m a very creative fellow, but you know what? Vengeance belongs to God and I’m very comfortable with that. As creative as I can get, I can’t beat God’s justice. As much as I am a brother to the girls you violate, He created them to love and be loved by Him. He loves them like you can’t understand and when your time comes your fate is going to be in the hands of one very, very angry all powerful God. You’re throwing yourself into the furnace and you deny the only one that could stop you from burning.

But oh, you don’t believe in God? Think you can prove that a being that by definition exists beyond your ability to perceive him does not exist? That’s quite a big gamble. Oh sure, if there’s no God you can get away with whatever you want, but if He does exist, you’re going to have to answer for every little thing you’ve ever done. So which is more intelligent? Living without honor and risking eternity in hell or doing what’s right when it doesn’t matter?

And you know what else? Some day she’s going to realize she can’t change you, she’s going to realize you don’t love her, and she’s going to leave you. She’s going to be free of you and some nice guy is going to come in and sweep her off her feet. They’ll be in love, he’ll treat her right, and you’ll be all alone with only yourself to blame.

Will you ever even attempt to be a man? I doubt it. You could choose to do what’s right, and I wish you would because honestly, I hate hating you, but based on where you are right now, I seriously doubt you are capable of making intelligent decisions. You’ll just persist in your sin like you always have because it’s what you do.

You condemn yourself, so fine. Do as you please and burn in hell.


Monday, February 12, 2007

Xanga? Yeah, whateva.

Right now everything is the same. My dad is a fool. Some times I'm afraid my mom's loosing it. My brother's in a relationship that really makes me wonder what he's thinking. I don't care about any of this because someday soon it's all going to end. I'm going to marry Sarah, we're going to get our own place, do our own thing, and we're going to live happily ever after! :D

What's different? the house actually sold. ...three months after they took it off the market. So March 5th, we're outa here. The crazy man won't be a part of our everyday lives any more. ...of course the place my mom wants to buy isn't going to be finished till the end of march so we won't have a house for a couple weeks...

It doesn't matter. I've got the one thing they didn't take into account in Ecclesiastes.

sarah

Isn't she cute!!! :D

PS: Got beard?

Edit: That did kinda make it sound like Sarah and I were getting married in March, didn't it? Hehe. Nope, not that soon, but there are plans in the making. ;) My mom, my brother, and I are moving into a smaller house. My dad isn't coming with us. Sad, but he hasn't left my mom with any option... Either this or keep on hoping that he'll change after he hasn't for... probably about two decades.

Bah! Also edit: Cell phone! But I'm paranoid so I'm not posting the number on the internet. E-mail me if you want to chat some time and I'll either just call or send you my number.



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